Gisele Buys Mansion Across from Tom Brady!

According to PAGE SIX , Gisele Bundchen has apparently pulled a Kanye West and purchased a house that is directly across the bay from Tom Brady's house on Indian Creek Island in the Miami next to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

For some reason the world is not going as nuts as they did when Kanye bought next to Kim's house, because they don't feel a Brazilian bikini model will be as creepy on the binoculars making sure the new bachelor isn't having too much fun.

The truth is that I definitely believe the divorce happened, but I don't really believe it's for the same reasons they say it is. Tom Brady is a football star in his mid 40s and the idea she married him under the condition he'd retire young is silly.

It's probably some tax saving, splitting of assets, to keep their wealth strategy, but people love a good simplistic story.

The house she purchased is 11.5 million dollar, paid for in cash, 4,000 square feet, 5 bedroom, 0.4 acre, waterfront home in the Surfside area of Miami. More details available on DIRT for your stalking needs!