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Giraffe Sings Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”

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bill-swift - June 26, 2015

I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Tanzania last weekend in which I saw many of the wonders of nature. In the Serengeti, I witnessed lions, elephants, and zebras in their natural habitats. Let me tell you there is a big difference between a busted depressed lion on a plastic rock and one roaming around in the wild looking for something to kill. One of the animals I was most excited to see were the giraffes. I love effing giraffes. They are like disproportionate deer only less creepy. I saw many doing what giraffes normally do which is eat leaves and awkwardly run around.

What I did not see any of the dozens of giraffes I saw do is sing classic boner jams from the 70's. It's arguably true that Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" is the sexiest song ever recorded. It's like sonic panty peeler. But giraffes don't wear panties. So, it's kind of confusing why this  giraffe man is singing the ultimate boner jam. You're guess is as good as mine. 

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