Gigi Hadid Sexy Shilling for Reebok

I wish I would have picked a career where the main responsibility was just showing up.

Maybe I should rephrase. I wish I COULD have picked a career where the main responsibility was just showing up.

Of course, there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes, what with dieting and exercise, but the job is still performed by showing up. There is no amount of dieting or exercise that I could perform that would make Reebok pay me oodles of cash to put their clothes on. Instead of that cushy life I am stuck using my gifts to write this poetry that can rival Shakespeare. I hope it is appreciated.

The only hope I had of being paid to wear clothes that someone else decided on was for me to join the military. Even then they deducted the clothes from my pay, and they were hardly flattering. Unless your torso was shaped like a cardboard box you’d end up looking like you found your father’s clothes in the closet and decided to go for the vintage look.

But more power to Gigi for making use of the gifts she was given. I’ve known plenty of stunning ladies growing up and most tend to become waitresses.

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