Ghost Girl Hits Tinder

I am a happily married man that's been with my wife since before internet and app dating was a big thing so I don't really know what it's like to do the whole Tinder thing. I've looked at the program on a friend's phone and I can say I find the whole thing rather depressing. It's like a meat market that ends in embarrassing walks home with your underwear stuffed in your pocket rather than delicious steak. Also the girls look pretty uninteresting. Well, one girl decided she'd spice things up a bit by pretending to be a ghost. She would chat with boys about the day she died and having no corporeal form and would post phantasm pictures of herself. Personally, I'm not buying it. I think she really is a ghost.

She just has too many answers and evidence to just come off as a joke. She's totally the real thing. But it seems unfair to me that ghosts should go on dating sites for the living. Not to be life-centeric but I think they should have their own dating app. Call it Gswipe or Spiritbone 2000 or something. It's where all the people who died while single can meet and "commune" with other lonely dead folks.