Get Yourself Some Bacon Scented Underwear

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bill-swift - November 28, 2015

Earlier this week I told you about the set of Golden Girls Panties that you could get your girl for Christmas to spice up your sex life. But what about us dudes? Don't we deserve a little something sexy to slip into? Girls, (and dudes who like dudes), like a man in hot undies as well. But what makes a man's underwear sexy? For most of us, we just wear boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs which are admittedly unsexy. You could wear Speedos or a banana hammock, but then you look like a French gigolo or giant douche. But what if I told you that you could get a pair of underwear that smells like delicious bacon? That's right. Bacon purveyors J&D's put together a crack team of fried pork scientists to invent a pair of underwear that smell exactly like bacon. 

The secret is the printed image of a piece of bacon on the crotch. The smell is embedded in the image and should not fade through several washings. So, if your significant other is a fan of bacon, this is definitely for you. If your girl is a vegetarian, you're screwed. 

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