bill-swift - December 10, 2015
It's happened to us all. We're at the urinal, there are men on either side of us, and we just can't go. You've been struck by a crippling case of pee shyness. Then the time is going by and people behind you are waiting and the tension is making everything worse. It's a nightmare scenario. But some enterprising inventor over at bathroom retailer Plumpworld has come up with a solution. It is called the Privi-pee and it gives you the privacy you desire while simultaneously making you look a druid. It's essentially a hooded black cloak lined with suction cups. You use the suction cups to stick the cloak to the wall and make a little black room for yourself to pee in. Of course, it takes a while to set up and if you really have to go, you're liable to piss your pants. If you just use your hands to hold the sides of the cape, it will occupy both your hands and then you don't have one to hold your dong. That only leads to the uncontrolled firehose scenario. Bad scene all around.
Or you can just use a bathroom stall and piss in peace. Whatever.
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