aldo-vallon - January 14, 2019
Georgia Toffolo is clearly no beachside newbie. She came prepared with the proper items for a successfully fun day. She has herself a skirt to give her legs a break from the Sun. She has herself a banana, which brings its own protection against the sand. And she has herself some playing cards, which are also easy to keep free from the sand. The only thing I don’t see is alcohol, which I find hard to believe is the one thing that she has forgotten.
Maybe the alcohol is simply out of sight, or maybe something more sinister is afoot. Maybe this is one of those fascist beaches that does not allow alcohol. That should have never been a thing, and yet for some reason they still exist.
I don’t understand how alcohol laws can even be enforced at a beach. You are barely even in the country when you are at a beach, it is practically international waters so I don’t think we are under the jurisdiction of local law enforcement. The same applies to beaches at inland lakes. I’m pretty sure no country owns that water since it fell from the sky at one point. Someday I might be able to test this theory in a court of law.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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