chris-littlechild - September 15, 2012
This week, we were privy to the sad, solitary fate of the nork-centric game Seduce Me (it was taken in a clandestine manner to a shit-stained alley and shot in the nutsack --which it was brandishing with gleeful abandon at the time, naturellement-- like some disconcerting deleted scene from The Godfather), its crudely-fashioned erotica and innuendo-infused existence curtailed by a smiting administered by Thor's righteous hammer of anti-gonad rectitude. To wit: the Steam community, via Steam Greenlight. ("They're like Batman, for your balls!" proclaimed nobody.) As the developers lament their perceived ill-treatment, the bizarre, X-rated issue (the issue of... issuing in video games, if you will) emerged; as you'll see in the gallery.
While you're indulging your perusal glands, behold the magnificent impending Resident Evil attraction in Japan's Universal Studios; and Nintendo's most preposterous plastic venture since last week's shit-tastic Knitting Machine (at which our middle fingers remain raised).
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