bill-swift - February 22, 2014
Whatever your gaming needs, Ice-T is the man to call. Whether it's video games, or ‘gaming' of a more traditional, nerdly sort, he's there to lend his wisdom. When it was time for Jimmy Kimmel to demonstrate the PS4 to the world, who did he get on the show? Ice-effing-T, that's who.
As we know, there is nothing --nothing-- that Ice cannot do. You may question why he, of all people, was chosen to voice a Dungeons and Dragons audiobook, but this was an actual thing that happened. We haven't heard this little slice of WTF, but you can imagine the sort of thing. Ice-T's D&D has hilarious potential:
"You're chillin' with your homies in your crib when a huge mothereffin' ogre comes atcha! Roll that mothereffin' die to see if you can pop a cap in its ass."
Now, if there's one thing that man-tastic rappers pushing sixty will not do, it's compromise their image. They may be more hip replacement than hip hop, but old habits die hard. Shockingly, though, not only did our ol' buddy Ice make this darn audiobook in the first place, he actually likes Dungeons and Dragons.
Ice has spoken. Dungeons are dope. Dragons are dope. Dungeons and Dragons? That's super dope, right there.