chris-littlechild - October 4, 2014
As we all know damn well, Hulk Hogan is a man of many talents. He's a man of every effing talent, come to that. Do you need a dickish commercial for Honey Nut Cheerios? Call on the Hulk. Or perhaps someone to style your facial hair really freaking badly? Call on the Hulk. Most of all, if you need somebody who's totally not racist, not even a little bit, and he's rather offended by the implication, call on the mothereffin' Hulk.
His phobia of baggy pants aside, this guy's just a cyclone of all-round badassery. There is nothing, nothing ever, that he can't do.
But hey, we're stating the obvious. Here's something you may not know about ol' Mr. H: he's now a Crazy Taxi character. Because sometimes, the great ideas are just right in front of you.
Yep, this is an actual thing that's happened. iOS release Crazy Taxi: City Rush is now on the former side of the great gaming gulf, between video games with Hulk Hogan in and video games without Hulk Hogan in. There's only one side worth bothering our asses about, naturally, and City Rush has made the right choice.