Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Conan O’Brien Wants Samus to Get Nekkid in ‘Smash Bros’ (VIDEO)

Conan O'Brien will not and cannot be stopped. Not effing ever. On his show in the past, he's discussed Ellen Page's weird-ass dreams about pubes, and cajoled Eric Bana into eating a banana live on air. Presumably in the hope that some wily photoshopping bastard will... well, do the inevitable.

He's just that kind of multi-talented dude. If you need anything related to bananas or pubes, Conan is the man to call. If you need someone who knows what in holy hell they're doing in a video game, on the other hand, you're going to want to look elsewhere. Hold on to your asses, here comes another trainwreck.

As the Wii U continues to cling on for dear life, a second lifeline is approaching (following Mario Kart 8): Super Smash Bros. For Asian businessmen with dickish haircuts everywhere, this is a big freaking deal right here. It needs to be hyped to the max. And back again. Twice.

In Conan O'Brien's hands, though, it's just a festival of piss-takery. Watch as he ogles Zero Suit Samus' ample boobage, is pretty damn racist to elves, and hopes for a stage made from bacon.

Via Kotaku.