Those of us with a proclivity for obscenity, merry middle fingers vociferously brandished at popular culture, jokes about ballsacks and so forth (which is every bastard, naturellement) would presumably punch a shriveled octogenarian’s face in the face for access to South Park: The Stick of Truth. The... Read More
Although it's set a few years after Bioshock Infinite, I still feel that watching Boardwalk Empire is going to get me in the right mood for the upcoming adventure-shooter. It will help to get in an "old-timey" mindset so you can better appreciate how F-ed up and truly lucky the United States was --as... Read More
We tried to tell you last time that Aquaman is a real hero. Maybe the realest of superheroes. Chris Rock tried to tell you too but you're just not going to listen to any of us. Injustice Gods Among Us is fueling a pre-release hype-building "tournament" showing off full battle rounds between the game's... Read More
We know what you’re thinking: Where in the name of Satan’s sweaty scrote did the weekend go, with all the haste of a hyperactive greyhound with its rectum on fire? (That is precisely what you’re thinking, it’s folly to deny it.) We feel your pain, befuddlement and thinly-veiled desire to shit... Read More
Ashley Logan is a semi-retired Pussycat Doll with a body that's somehow hot enough to be covered in body paint, yet she's still modest enough to allow part of that paint to land on the bra and panties she's wearing. Crysis 3 is a splendid looking shooter from EA set in a dark vision of New York City... Read More
Lara Croft is looking very much like a tank-top-wearing Sam Fisher in this final installment of their "Guide to Survival" and that's a very good thing in this Tomb Raider reboot. Getting the jump on enemies using superior weapons and gadgets is something you're going to have to earn in the game, but... Read More
Yes indeed, gentlemen, another weekend is impending. It is only fitting that we celebrate the two drunk-iest days of the non-week in the usual manner: with copious quantities of crazy, boobitude and crazy boobitude. This week, amidst the much-vaunted PlayStation 4 furor, it was the lack of ladyfolk... Read More
Everyone in the gamingsphere, we’d wager, has ventured into some footage of Sony’s wiener-waving PlayStation 4 conference by now. Wednesday afternoon in New York, the much-ballyhooed ‘PS4’ deigned to make an appearance (of sorts, in a “Here’s several shades of holy shit marvel-o-footage!... Read More
This is a game that gives answers like "sometimes you might have to jack a train." The question that goes with that answer is up to you. We haven't seen Watch Dogs in awhile and as the game that blew minds worldwide back in the summer of 2013 when it debuted at E3, this Ubisoft franchise still has... Read More
As part of the PlayStation 2013 event unveiling the PlayStation 4 (at least partially) an entire menu of games was shown complete with demos and introductions by people working on the various titles. Of all the major announcements, none stood taller than Activision and Bungie's Destiny. It will be on... Read More
Not much to say here except that this is Killzone: Shadow Fall on the PlayStation 4. Beyond the shooting action that comes with this veteran first person shooter franchise, the share button, touchscreen and headphone jack on the new Dualshock 4 controller will likely be first experienced right here on... Read More
At 3pm PST/6PM EST, you can catch the Twitch live streaming program for what is presumed to be Sony's reveal event for the next Playtation. Just click the player above and get ready to be wowed. Sony is holding a special event in New York today that is widely expected to be the initial reveal of the... Read More
There's not much to discuss about the recently revealed Murdered: Soul Suspect yet other than the fact that this console game (PS3 and X360, apparently) tasks you with solving your own murder. I'm usually driven batty by circular logic like that, however, I'm all for making an exception in this case.... Read More
You're getting the folks behind Call of Duty and the folks behind Halo and putting all of that collective shine into a new original franchise that's still a first person shooter with strong sci-fi themes. That's got to be as sure a bet as you can make in games these days. Destiny builds on a very... Read More
Yes, gentlemen, we’re perilously close to being somewhat educational here. And who the hell wants ACTUAL FACT-KNOWLEDGE fired into their faces on a leisurely hump day morning? No bastard, that’s who. Tits to that. Fear not though, we’re just proffering a little context (in the form of an easily-swallowed... Read More
