Game of Thrones Episode Titles Hint That Crap Is About To Get Real

If you aren't caught up with Game of Thrones up to last night's episode you should probably stop reading this now. For those of you who remain, it's pretty clear that some epic stuff is on the horizon just from what's been foreshadowed on the show. But the titles for the last few episodes were leaked by a German TV channel that replays them a day after HBO. They may not be real, but they seem like they are accurate so we're going to wildly speculate about them. Next week's episode is called "The Broken Man" which could refer to Bran and his paralytic state or possibly to Theon? Or maybe someone else will get broken into pieces. Given the show's propensity for violence, it wouldn't surprise me. The eighth episode is called "No One", which is clearly in reference to Arya's quest, (now seemingly abandoned), to become a Faceless Man. She failed to kill the actress she was ordered to assassinate and it looks like The Waif is going to pull a 187 on old Arya. I predict that Arya will shove Needle in her eyeball. 

But the most exciting title is the 9th episode, "Battle of Bastards". The second to last episode is always the big one and this season it looks like Jon Snow and his army of Wildlings and other minor houses is going to fight Ramsey and the Boltons, hence the name of the episode. Will Jon finally kill Ramsey? One can only hope so. That guy is a major a-hole. He's so much of a psycho that he's becoming boring and one notey. It's time for him to go. Finally, the season ends with "Winds of Winter" which is the title of the upcoming (?) 6th book by George R.R. Martin. Does that mean that the Night's King and his army of rejects from the Thriller video finally reach the Wall? We'll have to wait and see, but what I know is that some fools are going to die.