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Gah! Check Out the Creepy Smiley Dudes of ‘The Evil Within’ (VIDEO)

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chris-littlechild - October 9, 2014

Holy balls. We did not sign on for this.

Look at these bastards, with their dead eyes and vacant expressions. Whatever they're planning, it'll presumably end with someone's colon on a stick, and we don't want to be a part of it.

They look like those people in the dining room, in the only mildly disconcerting part of Insidious. Clowns, dolls, masks, general porcelain freaks... they're thrice as likely to make us crap our undercrackers as any ridiculous ‘monster' is, and The Evil Within knows it.

Not that we aren't throwing effing everything into the melting pot at this point. Weird-ass doctors hacking out squelchy internal organs with merry abandon? Check. Zombie dudes with railroad spikes through their foreheads? Check. Elephant Man-esque oddities with extra tumor heads? You bet your ass that's a check.

The trailer above gives us an intimate introduction to the game's enemies, known collectively as ‘The Haunted.' Then there's a showcase of our crazy-ass antagonist, The Keeper, and the array of traps and such he's placed around the environment to impale our scrotes. Charming man.

One thing's for sure, this is looking like one of the most intense horror experiences to hit consoles in some time. Even the environment wants to kill you in the face.



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