bill-swift - July 9, 2011
One of the most beautiful sights to behold on this gaseous spinning home planet is Flemish-Spanish supermodel Gaelle Garcia Diaz in her birthday suit. The second most beautiful, the same Gaelle Garcia Diaz in a wee bit of bikini, as she appears this month in Belgium's P magazine. I lust Gaelle so hard, I can feel it all the way back to my pubescent family jewel drop. I wish her to be the mother of my many many illegitimate babies, preferably all conceived under the table at a wine and cheese party in Bruges. I would like to circumnavigate her body like Magellan, conquer her native lands like Cortez, and bring STDs rare spices to her shores like Vasco da Gama.
Gaelle, call me, I speak the language de amor. Enjoy.