Gabrielle Union Rollerskating Pimpstress (We’re Super Jealous of the Boy Behind Her)

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bill-swift - April 10, 2012

Talk about a boy growing up Egotastic! Just look at the lucky little mofo teen who got the honors of holding on tight behind the badonkadonk of the veteran sexy Gabrielle Union whilst setting some kind of world record in roller-skating conga lines down in Miami.

Evian or some other pimping water company sponsored the whole shebang, and speaking she-bang, how is this kid going to ever settle for a small-butted girl in his life? He won't. Enjoy.