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Ponder The Deep Fried Big Mac

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bill-swift - July 2, 2015

Taste the coronary 

We are very fat here in America. I'm not pointing fingers, I'm fat too. I've spent a lifetime feeding my chubby face with all manner of garbage same as most Americans. We may all pretend that we haven't been to McDonalds in years but you and I both know that sometimes you go and buy some fries for old times sake. And the fact that that stuff is delicious. The crowning glory of the McDo menu is undoubtedly the Big Mac. Coming in at 536 calories it is not that bad, really, as far as burgers go. Some come in at much higher caloric counts. It has like 1000% of your daily sodium, but whatever. But we Americans aren't content with a measly 536 calories. Surely, there is a way to make it pack more of a gut punch.

Hence the deep fried Big Mac. We have deep fried Oreos and deep fried twinkies but they pale in comparison with the fried Big Mac. Imagine dipping a whole Big Mac in batter and frying it to a golden brown. Then imagine having to pass that through your colon. Only the bravest would try. I plan on not being one of them. I'd like to live to see forty. Watch a video of its construction, like a culinary Frankenstein's monster. 

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