Friday morning headlines

BRADLEY COOPER - was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off 'Hangover 2', and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers management). Nobody likes a tattle tale, Zach. (e!, tmz)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - says daily life is a struggle since deciding to get a divorce, and refuses to address any rumors of infidelity. "Out of respect for my husband, I prefer to keep the specifics private." Oh is that right? Well maybe this... 20 dollar bill will change your mind. (nydn)

TYLER HAS SEXY READERS - like Danielle, the girl in the headline picture, (go to her myspace music page). (UPDATE - Danielle decided she didn't like that picture. Actually Danielle's bf didn't like it. So now it's a picture of my beloved Brooke.) People liked this contest so it's back, now with a monthly vote for $1000. Sexy girls have enough obstacles in life - the stigma of beauty, jealousy, books - and up until now they've been hot for free. I think that's terrible, and I'm not gonna stand for it. (contest details)

SEAN PENN - was filming 'This Must Be The Place' in NYC yesterday, "dressed in drag (to play) a retired rock star setting out to find his father's executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S." Is it me or does it sound like someone dropped two unrelated scripts a few months ago and mixed up some of the pages, and now they're filming that shit? (pcn)