Freaking Rat Burgers? Relax, You’re at ‘Pikachu Cafe’

Now, you'd think that furry-assed rodents and fine dining just wouldn't gel. That's the kind of thing that would finally get Dodgy Bob's Questionable Meatatorium (the trunk of his car) shut down for good. But not in Japan. The Land of the Rising Sun is the home of brilliant, crazy, crazy shit, and we love them for it.

The fancy-ass new Pikachu Cafe for instance, opening this weekend in Roppongi Hills, Tokyo. It continues the big ol' Pikachu boner the country has had since the late 90s. His tenure as the national soccer team's mascot during the World Cup may be over, but don't fret. You can now chew on the little yellow bastard's face.

Yes indeed, you too can get your chew on with the ‘chu. Burgers, adorable and grosstastic in equal measure, are just the beginning. How about a Pikachu curry? Or some kind of mango-flavored Pikachu pudding? Or, as pictured above, 'a shit with stars floating around and Pikachu's disembodied head slapped in the middle.' It's the real Tokyo treat.

One thing's for damn sure: these guys have far too damn much time on their hands.

And, hell, if we must create Pokémon-themed desserts like the crazy effers we are, what about Vanilluxe? It's just a freaking ice cream cone with a face. Hear that? That's the sound of a trick being missed.

Via Kotaku.