elliot-wolf - February 16, 2018
Drake Bell never became the big star he had pictured in his mind. So now he’s at a point where he has to cross lines and completely cater to a shrinking female fanbase that stands between him and the inevitable life of crime and poverty lurking in the shadows for every child star unsuccessful in the second quarter of their career. It’s common knowledge that any celebrity exposing themselves without the help of being hacked only wants attention and to sell you something. Bell is taking a page from the best, Kim Kardashian. Except he’s more likely to break a bone in a freak accident before he breaks the internet doing his best impression of a male bimbo. Naked men will never garner the same amount of attention by both genders the same way a woman with no clothes will.
Drake is the same guy that went off on high school kids like an upset substitute teacher. He lost any chance of being cool the minute he lost his cool during that concert. Being booked to perform for high schoolers should have been enough of a hint which direction your career is going in but Bell still has hope. He’s going to take his clothes off and see what happens.
Photo Credit: Drake's former co-star Miranda Cosgrove on Instagram
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