‘How It Should Have Ended’ Tackles ‘The Force Awakens’

Since the dawn of time—which according to Wikipedia was July 6, 2005—the fine folks at How It Should Have Ended have been bringing us animated parodies featuring alternate endings to our favorite films. Now, at long last, they've tackled the most popular film of 2015 (except at the Oscars) in Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens. 

Needless to say, HISHE tackles of lot of tough questions. For example, why don't Force ghosts appear to Kylo Ren and council him to chill the hell out? Why didn't that storm trooper just shoot Finn instead of engaging him in a lightsaber battle? Why didn't Rey use her newly discovered ability to use Jedi mind control to get that storm trooper to help her escape the base? Why didn't Captain Phasma just hit the alarm button? And why didn't Kylo Ren just force choke Rey and knock her out? 

Of course, these aren't the only issues the new video tackles. It also pokes fun at R2-D2 coming out of sleep mode, and the fact that Disney now owns the Star Wars franchise. 

Oh, and there's an incest joke, because everybody loves incest jokes, right?

Anyway, the video you are about obviously contains major spoilers for The Force Awakens. But quite frankly, if you didn't already realize that, you deserve to have the movie spoiled. 

Check it out: