For the (Lazy) Egotastic! Dad: Playmat Back Massage T-Shirt

Making babies fun. Changing diapers is not. Every parent's favorite time of the day must be playtime, where they basically break out the toy chest and keep watch, intervening every once in a while to make sure Junior doesn't put the small plastic blocks in his mouth.

Of course, you're welcome to actually play with them, but most parents I know are too pooped by the this time to actually want to play with their kids. But you're missing out on some serious bonding with your kids, so to remedy that, there's the Playmat Back Massage T-Shirt that's best for (lazy) dads and moms.

It's basically a simple white tee with a clever print at the back: either railroad tracks or a winding, city highway. Just put the shirt on, give your kids some toy cars and action figures, and lie face-down on your bed. Tell them to keep the pressure constant as they begin a crazy adventure on your back, while you get a massage of sorts in the process.

Ingenious!

Get It: $22