Five More Shark-Related Sharknadoes

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bill-swift - July 19, 2013

Sharknado 2 is already in its infancy. Someone brilliant over at SyFy realized that printing  made-for-TV dollar bills is so much easier these days, what with the county slouching ever steadfastly towards our Idiocracy future.

But, Sharknado (and the soon-to-be Sharknado pentology) is not quite the dumbest-most-brilliant-film ever made about sharks. In fact, the 'Shark + Whatever the Shit Your Heart Desires' genre is a rich and extensive crapestry (Boom. Nailed it.) of crap that has been going strong for some time now. Here they are some examples, in ascending order of awful:

5. Dinoshark

We're safe...unless they learn how to open doors. With their fins.

4. Swamp Shark

Hillbillies and Sharks! Hillbillies and sharks!

3. Sand Sharks

The most unbelievable thing about the film Sand Sharks? The dude improbably screaming, 'Spring break is off the HOOK!' No one does that.

2. Sharktopus

Roger Corman knows the score.

1. Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast

It looks like the guys from American Movie produced a rural high school production of Fargo. But with sharks.