Fit For a King’s Ass: 24-Carat Gold Embossed Toilet Paper

What is it with rich people and gold laden toilet paper? A couple of months ago, we came across the gold toilet paper roll that'll set you back a cool million for the whole roll. That's probably a couple hundred bucks with every wipe, which makes every sh't you make the most expensive ever in your life.

For rich people on a budget, there's the 24-carat gold embossed toilet paper. It's still toilet paper with a golden twist; however, it's more toilet paper than gold this time around, with only the embossed part bearing traces of the precious metal. Each design on the roll is customized by the head honcho of Tissue Design in Grafenau, Germany.

Check It Out: $250