Fishbras Are Now A Thing

In the summers I used to love to go fishing with my uncles and cousins out in the Gulf of Mexico. We'd go out there and drink margaritas and fish all day. It was good times. A lot of times the aunts and girl cousins would come to. What they didn't do, as far as I can remember, was take off their top and take a picture with a smelly dead fish covering up their jubblies. No, that's a new thing. It's called a fishbra and it is all over Instagram and Snapchat. There is even a page that collects the best of these fishy pics. We've heard of arm bras before but this is a new one on us. I can't say as I find it in any way sexy. I don't particularly get turned on by dead fish, though I do like it blackened with a little lemon and butter.

I guess this is what the internet brings us to. Eventually all things that can happen will happen. A man will marry a vacuum cleaner, a cat will become Pope, and women will cover their breasts with fish.