bill-swift - April 27, 2013
The best part about breakfast isn't the pre-meal or post-meal tryst that you sometimes get when your girl's in the mood. For some dudes (especially the single ones who have no one to bang in the morning), it's slurping the last few sips of milk out of the cereal bowl when all of the cereal is gone.
Now a dairy company called Cow Wow is taking the lead since they (like us) believe that too much of a good thing is still pretty darned good. How? By coming up with a line of cereal-flavored milk that tastes like it's the one left at the bottom of your cereal bowl.
These are the flavors that are being offered: Chocolate Chip Cathy (ala post-Cocoa Puffs), Fruity Trudy (ala post-Froot Loops), Honey Beatrice (ala post-Cheerios), Cinny Minny (ala post-Cinnamon Toast Crunch), Peanut Butter Bessie (ala post-Reese's Puffs), and Frosty Francine (ala post-Frosted Flakes.)
What's your flavor?
Get It: $2
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