TV & FILM
bill-swift - November 5, 2014
Fifty Shades of Grey hits theaters on Valentine's Day 2015, which means hundreds of thousands of men across America are going to have to go see it with their wives and girlfriends.
This should have been a good thing. Most men have zero interest in reading the original E.L. James novel, but the thing is pure erotica with nonstop talk about erections and bondage and whatnot, and a great many women love it. So worst case scenario? The movie is boring as hell but features a few wild sex scenes and hundreds of thousands of couples have hot sex later than night. Everybody wins.
Unfortunately, it's all ruined now. According to Jamie Dornan, who plays the titular Christian Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey will feature tame sex scenes and no full frontal male nudity so as to appeal to "as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out."
Because yeah, the last thing the millions of women who loved the novel want is to see is the graphic sex scenes acted out on a giant screen by real-life hot people.
Good call, guys. I'm sure the ladies are going to love your "restrained" sex scenes.
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