elliot-wolf - April 17, 2018
I hope the airport has emergency flights directly to California because I need to be at Coachella as soon as yesterday. These woman all make me feel like a kid in a candy shop. I don’t know who to choose because they’re all my favorite flavor. A lot of these women’s outfits will be just as legendary as the performances they’ll witness while at Coachella and it has caused me to come down with a case of “wish you were here” very bad.
I can’t put my finger on which woman looks the best. Bella Thorne looks like she belongs to a biker gang full of beautiful women who wear night gowns instead of patch jackets. Bella and Gigi Hadid brought back Woodstock with their outfit. I have nothing but peace and love reserved for both of them. Rita Ora’s outfit reminds me of something a young spicy Jennifer Lopez would wear. Jasmine Sanders looks sweeter than a full bag of Jolly Ranchers and Ariel Winter is so attractive in her camouflage shorts that she has me standing at attention, ready to take orders. I’m checking if there are any tickets left and have just shredded the bottom half of a Grateful Dead tie-dye t-shirt so I don’t stick out like a sore thumb shirtless in some overalls. I hope these ladies are ready for all of this machismo I have to go around.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
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