bill-swift - February 28, 2017
Fashion Week is all about the parties. The fashion is merely an excuse to make fake gasps in between immensely upscale soirees filled with gorgeous women and champagne. Fergie headlined one such Milan Fashion Week event, which seemed to be a party to celebrate Steven Klein's photographs of Madonna for Vogue magazine. You have to read the invitation to get the full inane effect of what super rich artsy people are up to. Mine clearly got lost in the mail.
What isn't lost on me was the Forties and Faptastic MILF Fergie lifting her dress on the arrival carpet, as well as some veteran allure while performing a few songs at this even. You'd obviously despise ninety-percent of the people at this swank event, but if you could put on your sextastic blinders and merely ogle Fergie and the hot mom with swell legs dreams that come with, it's worth the price of admission. And remember, you snuck in through the kitchen. It's better than a golden ticket. Looking good, Fergie. I bet that dress goes even higher. Enjoy.
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