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Fergie Black Bikini in Hawaii

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aldo-vallon - August 8, 2017

Pigtails. When a woman asks me what the one thing she can do to herself is that will make her more attractive to the rougher sex I have but one word: Pigtails. I cannot think of an easier way for a woman to take a few years off her age than to throw her hair up in that primitive updo style. It is reminiscent of that devil I was warned about in my youth. Some more vulgar men might describe them as handlebars, but I would prefer to retain a little bit of class in this post so I will refrain from stooping to such a low level.  

Once upon a time Fergie described herself as fergielicious. It is nice to see she has still preserved a certain level of –liciousness. I have been saying for years that it is a quality that has been grossly lacking in our society. I have described women as –tastic, I have described women as –etic, on the rare unfortunate occasion I have even described them as –aholics. So it is a great relief when I get to dust another suffix off the shelf and use it towards a stellar legend such as Fergie.

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