TV & FILM
brian-mcgee - April 12, 2017
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story divided Star Wars fans into two camps. Those who loved it and those who were completely wrong about it. As an obvious fan of the film, I wouldn't say that Screen Junkies misses the mark about Rogue One so much as it picks at all of its little nits. It had its problems, not least of which is the fact that it was being rewritten and reshot mere months before it was supposed to be in theaters. Considering what it could have been, I think we're lucky we got a coherent film at all.
I think we can all agree that the best thing Rogue One gave us was Jyn Erso, played by the ridiculously hot Felicity Jones. She's got a major case of RBF, but there's something about her accent and her overbite that drives me nuts. Hell, I even sat through that awful Stephen Hawking movie just to see her. She reminds me of the really hot girl in school that all the guys wanted, but none of them ever got, and now she's still living in town and has five kids by three to four different men. Except way hotter. And in Star Wars. And with a British accent.