bill-swift - August 28, 2014
I do so love how Fitness Gurls magazine stays so true to their title by finding hot girls, who are super fit, then getting them to take most of their clothes off for the cameras. That's pretty rock solid. Simple, but deadly. Like the body on professional MMA fighter and Chicago burbs born hottie Felice Herrig who covers their latest edition. Felice looks pretty dangerous. And I'm not even talking about the fact that she could break your arm, jaw, and bobo sack in three quarters of a second.
Obviously, one good leer at the super tight body on Felice Herring and become inspired to workout several hours a day to achieve the same. But I choose the road less traveled. Like, flipping open a beer and watching Felice do her thing. Everybody has their role to play in this world. If we all had perfect bodies, ogling might become needlessly tiresome. I prefer this model. The have nots staring at the haves. In comfy seats, naturally. Felice, welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.