Farrah Abraham Fired Because She Sucks At Being Slutty

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elliot-wolf - December 6, 2017

Unfortunately for the world of fap Farrah Abraham is completely withdrawing from the promiscuous life she once led. Maybe this will lead to her finding the much need morality that went missing after becoming America’s favorite MTV milf. Not that there’s anything wrong with taking your clothes off on camera and expressing your sexuality, but it’s the broken promises that really bothered me. Don’t say you’re going to do butt stuff then back out. That falls under having a false tongue. And everyone hates a liar. Abraham’s CamSoda position is being filled in by Carmen Ortega who also happens to be a little more filled out body-wise. 

CamSoda -- the folks behind the live porn show -- replaced Farrah with the model who we're told promises to be way more XXX than the "Teen Mom" star. How much more? Thirsty fans who pony up some coin will control the level on her vibrator.

Pretty intense considering this will be Carmen's first ever nude show ... which is slated to go down on December 15 at 10 PM ET. There's gonna be a short, free preview but fans gotta pay to watch more.

The shows have been insanely popular. As we reported ... Farrah's first show was such a hit, servers crashed because they couldn't handle the traffic. Farrah's Halloween encore promised even more viewers ... but she bailed

This CamSoda position pretty much qualifies as a promotion for Carmen. Being offered to do porn is how Instagram models earn their wings. Their final evolutionary stage involves seeking marriage from someone possessing a six figure salary with enough low self-esteem to look past the pile of penises she trudged through to waltz her way into your heart, home, and wallet. How else would her future husband have known she existed if she wasn’t accepting charitable donations for live muff slaying sessions. Hopefully her labia isn’t too loose for the December show as her lady parts have personally had cameos from the likes of Lebron James, Jason Durelo, Reggie Bush, and Justin Beiber.  

Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA / Splash News

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