Mitch Jablonski - June 14, 2019
You guys are never going to believe this, but Farrah Abraham was out at the beach, by herself, in a bikini that barely qualifies as a bikini, and she slipped a nip. I know, what are the odds, right? Seriously, though, this bikini can barely cover her breasts, leading me to believe that this was all staged. Did she borrow one of her daughter's bikinis?
The design of this bikini reminds me of the classic children's book The Rainbow Fish where a fish gives away all of its rainbow scales to its friends so that they can sparkle too. It's very sweet and enjoyable, but I don't know that they needed a bikini tie-in for the book considering it's for very small children.
I don't know if Farrah has read The Rainbow Fish or if she just liked the bikini, but don't be surprised if she starts giving away the glittery scales on her bikini before long. Then again, she'd have to go to the beach with someone other than a photographer. She'd need like a dozen or more people at the beach to pull that off. Just something to think about for the future Farrah.
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