Farrah Abraham All Smiles Leaving Court In Busty Little Crop Top

It is nice to finally see someone smiling when leaving court for a change. Normally the faces I see are covered in tears. And when I say faces what I mean is just one face. Mine. I don’t know why I always get targeted for parking in front of fire hydrants, but it really seems unfair. Fire trucks should not be given special treatment just because they are government vehicles “doing their job”.

One of these days I am going to finally win contesting one of those tickets and then I will go strutting back to my car looking like Farrah Abraham. I mean, I most likely will not be wearing a shirt that has my belly exposed, I’ll just be grinning from ear to ear. But maybe it is my lack of revealing clothing that is preventing me from winning my cases.

If I gave the judge a little somethin’ somethin’ to look at maybe he/she will look upon my ticket with a kinder view. They probably do not get to see much sexiness throughout their job. They have a revolving door of prostitutes and crackheads passing though. I bet they’d appreciate someone thinking about their well-being for a change.

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