Farrah Abraham All Smiles In Shimmering, Busty Bikini

Of course Farrah Abraham was all smiles this weekend. You see, once upon a time, everyone's favorite Teen Mom was supposed to have a charity boxing match this weekend, but then that all went to hell and she spent the weekend soaking up the sun in a bikini.

If that's not a win, I don't know what is. If you had the choice between hanging out at the beach in paradise or pummeling some other third rate "celebrity" in a ring somewhere, you'd be in a speedo faster than I could say TKO.

Don't pretend this wasn't a genius marketing move on Farrah's part. She gets to not do the thing she said she was gonna do and she still gets publicity on the day she decided not to do it. If that's not landing on your feet, then I don't know what is.

Farrah does seem to have that cat-like ability to always land on her feet, which is good for her. Not everyone is so fortunate in this world. Lots of women thought they were cats and turned out to be... some other animal that doesn't land on its feet. Good for Farrah, always keeping things cat real.

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