‘Far Cry 4’ is a Bear-Harpoonin’ Good Time

Bears, as we know, are awesome. They spend their days shitting on the floor of caves and swiping pic-er-nic baskets, and we're damned if we're going to question their lifestyle choices. These hairy-assed mofos eat umpteen tons of food and sleep for a whole freaking season, and you just can't argue with that level of no-effs-given. Who wouldn't want to snore their way through the whole damn winter if they had the chance?

"Winter? That, I don't need. Balls to it. I'm going to bed. Cancel the milk, call Bob to say I'll miss the next 27 squash games and tell the boss I'll be back in... three months. Wake me in March." That is what bears say, and we respect them for it.

Nevertheless, as grandma always used to say, there comes a time when you must harpoon the ones you love.

Well, y'know, someone said it. Grandma, Charles Manson, whoever. It's not important. All we know is that PETA aren't going to be sending Far Cry 4 a holiday card after this. Check out the trailer over on Destructoid, showcasing the benefits of pre-ordering. Namely, the terrifying ‘Impaler' harpoon gun, and a gaggle of angry bears and rhinos to point it at.