Faptastic Funbags I’m Thankful For, 2015 Edition (Happy Thanksgiving!)

I took up to eleven minutes of deep meditation upon my annual Thanksgiving post. That's seven minutes longer than I will spend picking out all Christmas gifts for every person on my list. Bless you Sizzler coupons. I'm thankful for so much. Grateful for all of you, naturally. Please, stop crying. And in a more profound way, grateful for all of them, them being the sweet erectile functioning sextastic celebrities I track like a bear chases honey. Almost precisely the same.

This season of thanks I want to give a special shout out to the lovely ladies who came into our world in a big way this past year. The newcomers to our retinal cones like Charlotte McKinney, Josephine Skriver, Pia Mia Perez, Melissa Benoist, and Kat Torres. And also some more veteran presence who decided in the past year to get a little more showy with their wares, hotties such as Ashley Benson and Ellie Goulding who in 2015 decided it was time to earnestly engage in public displays of wonderments. Bless all of these new lust inducing treats to our world. Without them, we would be lost. With them, we are still lost but we don't really care. 

Happy Thanksgiving!