ADVERTISEMENT

CELEBRITY

Faith Hill Frozen Face Is Creeping Me Out

Gallery Icon

Lex Jurgen - April 7, 2014


Instead of telling your kids that if they make a stupid face, they might get stuck with it forever, just whip out a picture of Faith Hill, point to it emphatically, and say, do you fucking want that for the rest of your life? Then make up some passage from the bible that forbids having botulism shot into your grill until you could taser your own face without so much as a cheek muscle twitch. Fuck, Faith Hill. I think she used to be good looking in that perfect girl you wanted to bang in high school for being so perfect kind of way. Now she just looks like she'd go bad if you don't store her in a cool, dry area of your home. It's creepy the way her eyes seem to follow you. Make the bad thing go away, Mother.

Photo Credit: Getty, FameFlynet

Tagged in:



Comments
Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on egotastic.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.



>