Every Dude Needs One: Maybe You Touched Your Gen’tals Hand Sanitizer

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bill-swift - May 18, 2013

We live in a dirty world filled with dirty people and even dirtier stuff in both the literal and figurative sense. There's not much you can do about the latter, although you can equip yourself with something for the former, should the need arise: a good hand sanitizer.

Hand sanitizers are as easy to buy as a pack of cigs but without the age limit. You can go for generic (aka boring) or you can go for something more indicative of your personality, like the 'Maybe You Touched Your Genitals' hand sanitizer.

There's a ring of truth to it, since you probably do touch your wang a couple of times a day on average. So don't be shy about it; sometimes the brutally honest get rewarded in the most handsome ways possible.

Get It: $7.11

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