bill-swift - November 30, 2012
Plastic surgery freaks me out. The human body wasn't made for things to just be stuffed inside it like a Mexcian pinanta. Though it would be pretty cool to be able to smack someone with a baseball bat and watch a bunch of Tootsie Roll pops spill out. But I seem to be of a minority when it comes to this and hey, that's what modern medicine is here for nowadays. Why try to cure cancer when you can figure out how to give someone a chin implant with or without a cleft.
But as the woman in the video above learned, you should never skimp on plastic surgery and go with that doctor who advertises on park benches and bus stops and properly sleeps there too. Save the coupons for milk and eggs, when you want someone slicing open your rear and shoving silicone inside to give you some prize-winning booty, go with a pro.
Plastic surgery at it's finest: