Even Hilton Hotels Hate Paris Hilton

This one made my day, I must admit. While I normally couldn't care less about the daily doings of one Paris Hilton, I do take a certain pleasure when Karma gives her a good slap in the face. And that's just what to Paris when she tried to book a hotel room at the Glasgow Hilton in Scotland, reports Page Six. Seems she tried to get a discount, but the hotel clerk wasn't having any of it.

Paris Hilton can't get a break at her family's own hotels. The heiress, appearing on the "Real Radio Breakfast Show" in Scotland, tried on-air to reserve a room in her name at the Glasgow Hilton and get a discounted corporate rate. But the humorless reservations clerk who identified himself as Kevin turned her down, sniffing: "There is no discount I can initiate, I'm afraid" - insisting she'd have to pay the full $310 for a standard queen-sized room.

Oh, that's the stuff. Slowly but surely, she will learn that the entire world hates her. If only people would stop buying her damn song on iTunes. Give her nothing. She doesn't deserve it.

In other news, it looks like Paris found the other half of her gloves. Too bad she's not smart enough to put the two parts together.