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Even Frumpy, Jessica Alba and Her New Mom Boobs Can’t Stop Being Sexy

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bill-swift - September 24, 2011

Oh, Jessica Alba, MILF nonpareil, you can start dressing like a suburban mom all you want, there's no way to hide the milky radiation from within, from leaking out to us oglers. First off, you're just super hot, some girls would be happy with this situation, in fact, most would kill for it. Second, the new bouncy flouncy mama boobs, they're just spectacular and without some serious new fencing, there's no way you're hiding those fluffed up flesh puppies from the gaze of even the most amateur leerer.

So, go ahead, Jessica, skip the flashy flashing outfits for now, but don't think a billion and one men out there aren't imagining a very private Mommy & Me class with you right about now. Enjoy.

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