Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Bra With T.P. on the Set of Desperate Housewives

We've all been there right? Removing a girls top only to find tissue paper in greater and greater quantities, unraveling the sheets and sheets of 2-ply, further and further until you finally realize that maybe that questionable hooker you picked up outside the hardware stores suddenly looks suspiciously like the dude who played off-guard on your high school JV basketball team. I mean, this can't have just happened to just me, right? Right?? Oh, eff me.

Sadly, no, that's not the sweet hot Eva Longoria touching herself around the chestal area, that's freshly single and ready to mingle Eva Longoria stuffing the top of her dress with toilet paper to give herself more bosom on the set of Desperate Housewives. Color me a tad bit disappointed in the impromptu boob job, not that I wouldn't pay a million dollars for a Charmin comfy wipe knowing where that paper has been. Wow, that sounds crude when actually written in words. Enjoy.