Eva Longoria Paddles Her Bikini Butt Straight Into Our Heart

I must tell you, if you didn't come here looking for sextastic celebrities in bikinis (or less) today, you have come to the wrong place. Today, we are chocked full of wet, two-piece bits of hotness.

And perhaps none finer than the booty of our belusted single and most eligible bachelorette Eva Longoria who took to the high seas on her long board, which before she hopped on it with her sweet Desperate Housewives body, was merely a short and stubby board (yep, that'a a dick joke). That wet and shimmering bikini butt-side view of Eva Longoria was simply majestic. We nearly squeezed out our entire tub of sunscreen upon first viewing. Enjoy.