Eva Longoria Looks Sexy Dancing; She Looks Sexy Doing Anything

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bill-swift - May 5, 2011

I love everything about Eva Longoria these days. Is it because she's hot, rich, and single once again? Damn right it is. Is it because she's got a sweet matured body, toned legs, and a sumptuous rumptuous? Yep, absolutely. Is it because when she wears those short skirts and dresses all the time I can't help but imagine... well, I'll save that for Chapter 7 of my erotic memoirs, 'Diary of a Frustrated Ogler', a work very much in progress.

There's really nothing I don't like about Eva Longoria. Heck, I can watch her dance around and pimp a new coffee house as she did at Tossimo's in New York and I just want her worse than a barista wants a tip bigger than a nickel, three pennies and some pocket lint. I've got it bad for Eva and I am not the least bit interested in a cure. Enjoy.