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Eva Longoria Busty Cleavage In Marbella

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brian-mcgee - July 19, 2017

For a 42 year old on her third marriage, I think Eva Longoria looks incredible. She's basically Jennifer Lopez with a slightly smaller ass, and honestly what's not to love about that combination? J-Lo's ass seems unmanageable to me, but Eva Longoria's got an ass that I feel I could not only handle, but eagerly return to night after night and not feel as though it's some sort of challenge to be conquered.

Look, I'm a realist, and I know that these bikini pictures of Eva Longoria in Marbella are about as close to her ass as I'll ever get, but I'm a guy on the internet so I've got to act like I have any sort of shot with these famous women. What's more, as a man on the internet, I've got to denigrate these women whenever I have the chance and talk about how I'd totally kick them out of bed, but we all know that the comment section is the place for such talk. 

So let us comment on, proud men of the internet. Surely we can find some fault with these incredibly hot pictures of Eva Longoria looking better than ever in a bikini. Don't let me down, guys! 

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