Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures Signal Revenge from the South of Spain

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bill-swift - July 5, 2011

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Apparently, Eva Longoria didn't get the memo, because she's been booty knocking Penelope Cruz's little brother, Eduardo Cruz, on different boats under sail around the northern hemisphere for the past couple of months since her divorce with San Antonio Spurs guard, Tony Parker. And, yes, I'm sure she'd call it love, but when your personal port of entry has been seeing more inbound and outbound traffic than O'Hare on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, well, I think even the fairer sex will admit that it's hard to tell the difference.

In her latest round of conscious or sub-conscious revenge on her former husband, Eva Longoria took her veteran hotness to the South of Spain and donned a white bikini, prancing about the forecastle on all fours, butt up, facing toward the Lone Star state some six thousand miles away. When I think about the slumber party madness Eduardo used to witness in the Cruz family household with Penelope and Monica, and now, how he gets to slap and tickle with Eva Longoria, well, yes, the green-eyed monster rears its ugly head once more. Still, nobody can ever take away our right to ogle. Or, enjoy.

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