Eva Longoria Baring Mams for Global Gift Gala

Eva Longoria is making her time in Spain count. Television shows, awards events, and now a global gift gala. Who loves a gala more than me? In theory of course, since I've never actually been invited. I suppose either you've got gala written on your face or not. Eva certainly does. Not to mention her Forties and Faptastic racktastic.

Eva has been progressively flashing more and more cleavage during her time on the Iberian Peninsula, capped perhaps by this fundraiser event where nothing but nipple tape kept her from exposing her full teats inside her wide open top. It was a masterpiece of design. Well, on her end. On our end, it's a masterpiece when the tape fails. Since when has tape ever worked? MacGyver and nowhere else. Eva, you are one spectacular sextastic veteran hottie. Let us gala together one evening. I'll pull your tape off. Enjoy.

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