bill-swift - April 26, 2017
Erika Jayne is the best thing to happen to the Real Housewives franchise in the past several minutes, maybe days or weeks. It's hard to keep up with the shenanigans and shuffling around of the nineteen or so Housewives shows and the endless number of drop-ins and drop-outs and subs and replacements. That being said, if you sift through the grit, you will find some nice nuggets. Sloppy drunken middle aged mom nuggets. But definitely some solid gold.
Erika is still making tawdry music videos showing off her body and lip-synching for the purposes of allowing oglers to pretend they're not watching her work with the sound off. It's a game we must play without much complaint. Erika's maintaining her blonde bombshell thing in fine working Forties and Faptastic order and sharing naughty bits of of herself, albeit starred, on social media. Sift away and you will find the treasure. Or merely visit Egotastic where we pre-sift for you. It's our pleasure. Enjoy.
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